How my Cat Tried to Kill Me (a true story)

Paul u do realise poor raincloud is now running for the hills....

Not sure about running for the hills, but I imagine sleeping at night could be an issue now I'm hoping that at least with this warning of their true intent she'll keep the bedroom door closed at night. I know I wouldn't want one of these critters sleeping in the same bed as me! They aren't curling up on your chest or close beside you because they like you - they do it so that they will know if you are trying to escape in the night.

And those "happy cats" that massage people with the paws ... they aren't showing their affection ... They Are Tenderizing You!

Make you see garfield,tom and Sylvester in less affectionate way,would it not...now that we know they are only trying too dupe us in to a false sense of security....allowing us to believe we are the masters when in truth we are only the appetiser in there bid for total world domination......

Precisely.

At least with a Dog you can sleep at night and not worry about any mischevious plans being hatched.

All my dog does is eat and sleep.......damn I love him an his laziness....

not sure how i missed this comment ...

rainshadow wrote:

I didn't know that IMag had such a dark side...

:p I just keep it locked well out of the public's view most of the time.

Probably wise. I mean, if you can cast a shadow over rainshadow... now THAT's scary.

That was great, thanks, IMag I rofl'd. The cats were displeased you discovered their plan so they retaliated and tried to kill me again.

I left one of my favorite (and one of my few ceramic) mugs on my desk last night. I heard a sound like a gunshot while I was sleeping but I let it go, afraid to see what the cats had done this time. This morning, I went to check something on my computer, sat down and promptly stepped on shattered pottery. My feet and hands got sliced, while the cats (all three this time!) watched and snickered.

Glad it made you laugh Everyone needs a good chuckle now and then!