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John Galt
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PostSubject: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:47 am

Yes. Like countless others I have been brought by the brainy, beautiful, benevolent, bereft, yet still a badass that is Bethany.

I'm sure most of you know me since it seems like at least half of this site consists of members of terrygoodkind.com. For those of you that don't know me I suppose a brief introduction is in order.

I'm 22 years old, currently attend graduate school in nuclear engineering at University of Illinois, was born in Cleveland and spent most of my life in New Hampshire. My favorite books are Atlas Shrugged, the Fountainhead, the Sword of Truth series and Harry Potter in that order. I'm not a huge fantasy fan but the fantasy I do read I'm in love with. I started with the Hobbit in the sixth grade, read LOTR in the seventh grade, and since then have read Swrod of Truth, Wheel of Time, and the first one or two books in both the Sword of Shannara series and A Song of Ice and Fire. My entire experience with Sci-Fi begins and ends with everything by Issac Asimov, who is also one of my favorite authors. I tend to favor classical literature once you get past my favorite few books. My favorites in that genre being Voltaire and Dostoevsky.

Writing wise; I don't do it very often. I'm a big fan of poetry and write that every once in a while. I'm probably going to write a Harry-Hermoine fanfic for Bethany this summer because I she'll love it. I also use rhetorical devices in excess as evidenced by my escapades into alliteration in the beginning of this post.

Oh, and I have a very dry sense of humor and am sarcastic 99% of the time I'm speaking (or in this case typing) so keep that in mind. If I offend you there's a 99.99% chance I wasn't being serious. The 0.01% represents the times I offend rainshadow. Wink


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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:51 am

Welcome, Fred. Glad you made it. Smooch!

Your avatar is completely awesome by the way. I still want to go as Legolas and Aragorn for Halloween sometime. Can you even imagine looking as cool as this?



Well, you probably can, but I sure can't.
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:30 am

Or...

Bear with me, here.


We could go as...












Wait for it...










Harry and Hermoine!
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:38 am

Wow. You.Are.Awesome. This is what I would feel like if that happened:

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:51 am

I'm actually slightly offended.

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:08 am

Ohh..that's just because you're 99.9% sarcastic half the time, and 1/2 sarcastic 99.9% of the time.

You know what offends me? That Nicci was sentenced to a month of tending to the stables after daring to be different by wearing this blue ensemble:



*shakes head* She looked so joyful right there and they shattered her happiness to pieces. No wonder she turned to the Keeper.
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:21 am

While we're at it...

Thanks for finding your way over, here, JG. I have perfect bait, don't I?

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:33 am

You don't sleep with your bait like this pimp daddy does:

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:35 am

He can sleep with his own worm all he wants. I'm not interested.

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:36 am

Nicci wrote:
You don't sleep with your bait like this pimp daddy does:

No, he doesn't. I do that for him.
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:38 am

I don't remember any actual sleeping occurring...



p.s. I'm really into this Harry and Hermione costume idea. You can feed me some of my HP pickup lines like this:

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:57 am

sorry. I'm an engineer first and HP fan second.

I must be your derivative because I spend so much time lying tangent to your curves.
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:11 am

Nicci wrote:
You don't sleep with your bait like this pimp daddy does:


John Galt wrote:
Nicci wrote:
You don't sleep with your bait like this pimp daddy does:

No, he doesn't. I do that for him.

I wouldn't want to admit to that. tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:14 am

Hello and welcome to our little world of words.
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:23 am

rainshadow wrote:
Nicci wrote:
You don't sleep with your bait like this pimp daddy does:


John Galt wrote:
Nicci wrote:
You don't sleep with your bait like this pimp daddy does:

No, he doesn't. I do that for him.

I wouldn't want to admit to that. tongue

Hmm.

I was referring to your female bait. The one that actually attracts anything at all.
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:11 am

Welcome to the site John Galt! Enjoy your stay.

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 5:54 pm

Welcome JG. Also, I understand the calculus joke! Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:09 pm

lalib wrote:
Welcome JG. Also, I understand the calculus joke! Smile

Laughing I'd hoped someone would get it.

Here's one just for you, though.

Were I a TSA agent, Bethany would be my Muslim; I'd spend all day patting her down.
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:17 pm

You're the ethnic one. Something seems wrong to me in this scenario. Just always remember this since it's what I learn to live life by:



Oh and Bilal, remember when I was defending my hijab? I found a perfect one for that:



Gotta represent!

La hawla wala quwata illah billah
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:56 pm

John Galt wrote:

Were I a TSA agent, Bethany would be my Muslim; I'd spend all day patting her down.

ROFLMAO!



@Bethany: You can find tons of those motivation stuff all over the interwebs. All those infidels trying to get you take off your scarf!

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:55 pm

lalib wrote:


!اللعنة على الكفار

ROFL...that is my new favorite saying. Damn the infidels!! Twisted Evil

If I say it enough times, maybe I'll stop being an atheist Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sun Jan 31, 2010 12:23 am

Welcome!

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:08 pm

Oh, I can't believe I forgot to post this earlier:

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PostSubject: Re: Another boy toy   Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:19 am

What's up JG. good to see you will be able to keep bethany company on all the forums she frequents. she now she will find herself less prone to keep following you around on TG since she has you here now, or would that be the other way around Razz
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